REY-REY'S NOTE: I'll try not to take away too much space here... but, yes, this is a guest post. Our first guest post comes from Brian Spaeth (a former sports blogger himself... remember Yay Sports?!) as he goes around the NBA blogosphere promoting his new internet flick, Who Shot Mamba? You can check out this awesome teaser. Meanwhile, enjoy Brian's post.
If you've followed this website for any amount of time, you know a few things about one of its mainstays, the enigmatic Rey-Rey:
1. Rey-Rey loves girls.
2. Rey-Rey loves the Lakers.
3. Rey-Rey loves to break out the bold lettering in ample volume.
Some things you may not know about me - I love airplanes almost as much as Rey-Rey loves girls. With that - perhaps the weakest segue of all time - here are the ten NBA players I'd most like to sit next to on an airplane ride, and why. (It's early September - what else is there write about. I don't know why everyone doesn't do this topic.)
1. Allen Iverson - So I could maybe try and talk him out of going to Team Nashville before he puts his signature down.
2. Maurice Cheeks - I want him to tell me about how to do good dribbling.
3. David Robinson - Because he could show me his Hall of Fame trophy that he's getting tomorrow.
4. Raymond Felton - I've actually done this once before, and we had tickets that said the same seat number. We had like an action argument, and the airplane waitress was like, "Hey there! Settle down, you two!" and we listened to her, because we didn't want to get in trouble.
So what we did is I started the airplane ride on the floor while Raymond Felton had the airplane seat, and every half hour, we'd switch. This went on for 7 days, and we shared a sippy cup with orange juice in it. It had a picture of a ducky on it, because Raymond Felton didn't like the doggie cup.
5. Tim Duncan - We could talk about how our iPods are different, and then like I could show him the different songs I have on mine.
6. Baron Davis - I don't know who this is.
7. Stacey Augmon - Like because of UNLV.
8. Ray Allen - It'd be fun to ask him to read LeBron's book to me while I rested my head on an airplane pillow. Also, I could ask why he only has like 6,000 followers on Twitter.
9. Calvin Stadiums - He calls himself the most charismatic and powerful basketball player of all-time, and I feel like he would be fun.
10. David Robinson - I said him already. wtf is wrong with me.
Honorable mention goes to Elton Brand, because his fancy Hollywood connections and consistently dislocating can help me advance my career. Also, if Rey-Rey would take an airplane ride with me, I would forget all of these people.
Cavs in 16 in 2010.
Who do you want to take an airplane ride with - it doesn't even have to be an NBA player or a real person.
Brian Spaeth is the writer and star of Who Shot Mamba?, a Broadband Motion Picture debuting October 13th on Koldcast.tv. He has also published two novels, and writes regularly at his own blog. He frequents Twitter in a big way.
