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THE CHRONICLES OF CROTTY KREW! IT'S MORPHIN' TIME!





PICTURED L to R
David Diep (@illastrate): (PF) MASTODON!
Jimmy Castro (@WinInTheEnd): (SF) PTERODACTYL!
Nick Perkins: (C) TRICERATOPS!
Rey Moralde (@TheNoLookPass): (PG) SABAHTOOT TIGAH!
Peter Kim (@YungBolo): (SG) TYRONNASAURUS!
Yes, I am back! Thanks for holding down the fort, guys. Special thanks to the Sixth Man, Brandon Tomyoy, for filling in the empty spot.
BREAK IT DOWN
A. Talking about the refs. Again.
B. Allen Iverson's in Philly. Now what?
C. Injury problems amongst several teams.
D. David Stern thinks a woman can play in the NBA soon.
E. We take questions from some of our listeners.
F. Quick look at the standings.
G. The usual Laker/Clipper talk.
H. We do TALK about Tyrese Evans.
I. I honestly made a few mistakes in this podcast. I'm kinda rusty.
By the way, I missed giving a shoutout from @shegotgame. She wanted to give a shoutout to Mean Girls. Well, it gives me an excuse to put a picture of Lacey Chabert. Actually, I don't really need an excuse but...

ANNOUNCEMENT
By the way, UNLESS there is major NBA news or a major interview we just can't miss, there won't be another episode of the Chronicles of Crotty podcast for the rest of 2009. We LOVE doing this and we are VERY thankful you guys listen to us but real life comes first before anything. The Holidays are coming up. We have places to go to and family and friends to spend time with. We all aren't available at the same time so we won't be able to conjure up another podcast. However, we will still write entries on TNLP. Whether you just started listening to us now or you've been listening to us since the beginning, we thank you for your support. Happy Holidays!
Anyway, teasers!
TEASERS
REY: "Isn't Kevin Ollie still on that team?"
DAVE: "No, Ollie's on the Thunder."
PETER: "Because Dave was saying that he was like 90 years old now."
REY: "Marquis Daniels out for two months but does this even affect Boston?"
NICK: "Not really. I wish it did!"
REY: "The physical rigors of an NBA game (for a woman would be difficult). They're just going to keep pounding it on the woman..."
JIMMY: "I don't think it should happen (a woman playing in the NBA), anyway. That's why they have the WNBA."
PETER: "Sexist!
JIMMY: "If the girl gets fouled hard... it's not gonna happen."
PETER: "Even if they're a sweet lady?"
REY: "We just saw Kiki Vandeweghe with glasses on. He looks like Jeff Goldblum, dude."
DAVE: "Is he waiting for a T-Rex to come out?"
EXTRACURRICULARS
CHIZ CURLS

PUNKSHOT

CREDITS
BANNER
Greg Sorvig
MUSIC
Mandrake by MF Doom (sampled from What A Fool Believes by The Doobie Brothers)
Free Your Mind by En Vogue (instrumental)
Teddy Bear by G-Wiz
Sweet Lady by Tyrese (Y'ALL KNEW this was coming)
The Trial from Chrono Trigger (composed by Yasunori Mitsuda)
When I Come Around by Green Day
All I Want For Christmas Is You by Mariah Carey
Da Dip by Freak Nasty
PROMOS
Dave Mendonca and Audley Stephenson from The NBA Breakdown
Jared Dudley from the Phoenix Suns
Holly MacKenzie from SLAM Magazine
Clipper Steve from Clips Nation
Elie Seckbach from ESNews
Tracy Murray, retired NBA player
Clipper Darrell, L.A. Clippers superfan
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